That's so Splendid I Could Drool!

by Scarlett_Mantis (@Scarlett_Mantis) · a week ago

Splendid gets Nutty's rabies

STARRING Splendid

FEATURING Nutty, Handy, Lifty and Shifty, Cream, Pop n’ Cub, Flaky, Petunia

Nutty was walking around near the edge of town where the distance between buildings was slowly getting longer and longer and there wasn’t much activity around. He was currently sucking on a jawbreaker and was having the time of his life, but then his eyes drifted towards a construction site, or more importantly, a candy shop on the other side of it. He quickly hovers in place for a bit before running with glee right into the construction site. It was only a few seconds before he suddenly slipped and started falling, causing him to scream out as he fell into what seemed to be a bottomless pit.

After a moment, he felt a breeze waft over him, he realized he had some control over himself. Nutty looked up and saw the light from the top of the pit getting closer and closer, then finally he flew out of the pit. He looked up to see Splendid flying him up with a heroic grin on his face. Splendid Slowly hovered him over to the candy store as Nutty drooled and drooled with anticipation until finally he was set down on his feet, he then sprinted off into the store. Splendid raised his arm to his forehead to salute Nutty after a job well done, but he was quickly shocked out of it as he felt a bunch of gross saliva go all over his face. He quickly shakes it off of his arms and tries to wipe it off of his face with his cape. Groaning a bit from how grossed out he was. As he turns to fly away, he scratches his eye, suddenly getting a bit itchy around the face. After a moment of delay he takes up a pose and flies off.

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Shifty and Lifty were standing on either side of a beaver dam. There were some pearls inside of the beaver nest and they were both heavily blinded by the greed of how much those pearls might cost. Lifty was sawing off one end of the dam while Shifty was trying to get at the pearls. But after a bit of work they suddenly heard a wild beaver behind them growling at them. They both jumped up and started yelling as the beaver started chasing them.

They both heard a swoop above them and looked up with big grins as Splendid suddenly landed right beside them. The Beaver bumped into Splendid and went to bite at his ankle. But Splendid just looked down at it and raised his foot, as the beaver missed its chomp he stomped his foot down on the beaver’s skull and squashed its head into the floor, killing it instantly. The racoons both looked at each other with a bit of concern, but then they both looked up at Splendid and put on smiles. “Thank you for your service, mister!” Shifty quickly let out. But their friendly facade was instantly shattered as Splendid turned and looked at them. There was drool all over his chin and his eyes were very red, and there were a few rashes from over scratching. They both started to slowly back away. “I think we should be on our way now…” Lifty tried to sound calm, but suddenly Splendid snapped his head to look at Lifty and grabbed him. Shifty started running as Splendid started tearing Lifty apart limb by limb. First he ripped off Lifty’s arm, then the other arm, then the legs, before finally ripping his chest open and splitting him in two.

Shifty kept running and running but Splendid took to the sky behind him and caught up in a few seconds. Splendid grabbed shifty by the leg and flew up to the top of the tree. Shifty was yelling out in fear the whole time and Splendid intended to shut him up real good as he shoved the top of the tree into Shifty’s mouth. After that he grabbed Shifty’s shoulders and flew him straight down onto the tree until it split him open so wide that the many disconnected parts of his corpse all fell down onto the floor next to the base of the tree. Splendid then flew back to his house in the woods.

Handy was currently doing some repairs in a blocked off section of the road, the other workers were all on break so he was just cleaning up now to make work easier when they came back. But suddenly his hat flew off as a car whizzed by with a harsh breeze of wind flying out in it’s wake. Handy groaned and stood up, yelling at the road. “WATCH WHERE YOU’RE DRIVING BUDDY!” He complained a bit more in a mumbled breath, but then felt another gust of wind hit him in the back. He really gritted his teeth and snapped around. “HEY YOU LITTLE-.” He looked over at Splendid who was staring him down. Handy goes from anger to confusion pretty quickly tilted his head. “Huh? Who are you…?” He slowly gets a bit concerned as he notices Splendids symptoms. He starts stepping back as Splendids breathing gets louder and louder. Splendid suddenly stomps the ground, cracking it a bunch before reaching down and grabbing two large chunks of concrete. Handy turns to run but only after a step or two his entire leg was punched off with a giant slab of concrete. Handy fell down to the ground and with a smash from the other rock, Splendid took off the last functional limb Handy had. As Handy screamed out in pain, Splendid smashed both slabs of concrete together around Handy’s head, completely pulverising everything until it was all just goop that painted the floor. Splendid drops the two concrete slabs and flies off, going back home.

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Flaky was standing outside of Petunia’s door. In her head she was repeating everything they wanted to say to make sure they didn’t screw it up. She took some deep breaths to psyche herself up, but as she raised her hand to knock on the door she saw Petunia giving her a confused look from the window. She went wide eyed as Petunia chuckled a bit, walking up and opening the door. “What’s up Flaky?” Petunia had a nice chill voice, though Flaky could tell that Petunia was taking note of the pile of Dandruff left on the floor due to Flaky walking back and forth. Flaky tensed up like crazy as she got nervous. She let out a bit of a nervous chuckle. “Oh hey! Uhm… I was just uhm… I was thinking that… That… That we… uhm…” Petunia leaned against the side of the door and crossed her arms, a slight impatient face taking over. It very quickly destroyed Flaky’s confidence as she froze up, but Petunia was patient enough to wait for Flaky to calm down. She takes a few deep breaths. “So uhm… Petunia what if uhm… Would you like to go to the park with me?” Petunias annoyed look turned into a little smile. “Sure Flaky! Just give me a minute to get ready!” Flaky got a look of awe. “WAIT REALLY? I mean uhm… yeah that’s cool…” Petunia chuckled a bit as she closed the door and sunk into the house.

As soon as Petunia closed the door she hopped around in place. “She said yes! She said yes! I did it! Yeah!” She hopped around a bit while doing a little victory dance, until she heard the door open. Petunia chuckled as she saw Flaky quickly scramble back into a normal posture. She had a large sun blocking hat on as well as a bag with a few essentials. “Alright! What park are we going to?” Flaky fumbled around a bit, thought about it and then put on a little smile. “What about the one just down the road?” Petunia put on a grin as she put on some gloves which solely existed to keep the fur on her arms safe from gunk. She walked beside Flaky as the two started off towards the park. The whole walk was silent as Petunia was just enjoying the outdoors while Flaky kept staring at Petunia and smiling, then suddenly looking away and pretending to care about outside whenever Petunia looked at her. Eventually they got to the entrance of the park and Petunia turned, giving Flaky a nice and pretty smile. “Where would you like to go Flaky?” Flaky stammered around a bit. “I uhh… I didn’t think this far… is there… is there anywhere you wanna go?” Petunia thought about it for a bit. “Oh! There’s this tree I always like sitting under, let’s go there!” Flaky smiled and nodded her head quickly, following as Petunia started leading the way.

Petunia found the spot and pulled out a big towel, then got on the ground and spread out in a nice relaxed position. Flaky looked around for something to lay on but couldn’t find anything. She gave up and just decided to lay on her side next to Petunia. After a bit Flaky started to feel something crawling up one of her quills. She instantly jumps up and yells out in fear, shaking herself around until she sees a worm fly off of her back. Her shaking had made a bunch of flakes fall off which Petunia quickly darted away to dodge them. “Oh dear! I’m sorry I uh… I just…” Suddenly Petunia’s mild annoyance turned to a look of fear as Flaky noticed a shadow appear over her. Flaky shrunk down and slowly looked behind her, gasping in pure fear as she saw Splendid staring her down, by now his mouth almost looked foamy and he was covered in blood. He lunges at Flaky and grabs her as she screams out in horror, using his strength he flips her around until he can get a good grip on her leg. As Petunia tries to slowly crawl away, Splendid lifts flaky over his head and walks over to her. Petunia opened her mouth to start begging, but Splendid just smashed Flaky’s quills into Petunia, stabbing her in so many different places. After a moment he lifted Flaky back up and then repeatedly smashed her into Petunia over and over and over again. He only stopped after there were more stab marks then fur left to see. Flaky was crying as hard as she could now and could only watch in horror as Splendid dragged her over to the tree. He lifted her up again and slammed her stomach first into the tree, over and over and over and over and over. Until she was split in half on the tree. Splendid let out a deep breath and took off again, his flying a little off as there was suddenly starting to be some instability to his movement.

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Cub was currently running around the room with Cream, chasing each other and playing a friendly game of tag while Pop sat on his porch reading the morning newspaper. Cub started dangerously getting closer and closer to the road as Cream chased after him at the speed of ‘ohhhh I’m gonna getcha!’ Chuckling a bit as Cub was getting really into it. But suddenly Cub lost his balance as a car whizzed by right beside him, almost running him over. Cream let out a quick scream of panic before quickly grabbing his arm and pulling him back. She got on a knee and inspected all over Cub to make sure he was fine before letting out a sigh of relief. “Thank pies you’re alright! I told you to be more wary of the road!” Cub looked a little sad, but suddenly looked up and started cheering out in a happy voice. Cream got a confused look. “Uhh.. Cub? What’s-.” A loud crash suddenly rang out behind her, causing her to jump up as she turned to see Splendid standing on a crushed car with blood leaking out of the bottom of the crumpled car door.

Cream’s eyes went wide as she got in front of Cub and started backing up, pushing Cub back with her. Splendid was absolutely drenched in blood now, and his cape was a little torn. He steps off of the car and stumbles a bit, coughing up a lot of foamy saliva before grunting a bit as he locked his eyes onto Cream. She didn’t even have a chance to react before he suddenly pounced on her, he took a massive bite out of the arm she raised to try and defend herself and then threw her back at the car, making her fold over the hood, knocking the wind out of her. Cub started crying a bit as he saw Cream get really hurt, and the loud noise did not please Splendid. Pop at this point had noticed the carnage and started to run over but he was too late. Splendid stumbled over to Cub and picked him up. He coughed up some blood onto Cubs face before Cub’s crying finally drove Splendid past the breaking point. His eyes shot out super hot lasers that instantly melted through Cub, by the time his eyes stopped shooting lasers all that was left were the two arms Splendid was holding onto. Pop called out. “SON! SOOONNN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?” He ran over in tears, but before he even got close to Splendid, his calling aggravated the urges. Splendid suddenly threw one of Cubs arms straight into Pop’s gut, getting a deep cut as Pop suddenly coughed out in pain and fell to the ground. Splendid walked over and stood over Pop for a moment, but without much delay he raised Cub’s other hand, and started using it as a knife to gut Pop open like a fish. He managed to cut most of Pop’s organs out before the kids arm broke and became useless to Splendid, so he tossed it aside and looked over at Cream who was crying in pain on the floor, still next to the car that Splendid had thrown her into.

Splendid slowly stumbled over to her, but halfway he suddenly broke into a coughing fit that was so bad he fell to the ground, by the time he was done coughing there was a small puddle of blood on the ground. The time delay allowed Cream to get a few inches further from him, but once he was on his feet again he quickly caught up to her. He lifts the hood of the car he crushed earlier and then picks her up by the back of her head. He holds her whole body clean off of the ground, and then slams her face into the engine of the car. He then reached down and grabbed her leg, lifting it up and also slamming it in. Due to the cramped nature of a car engine, every time he crushed another bit of her inside the engine, another bit fell out, but eventually he had her whole mangled body in the car. He hacked and coughed a bit, suddenly a small chunk of flesh came out of his mouth as he sounded like he was on the verge of dying from how intense his cough was. But after a bit of that, he shot up his laser eyes once more and ignited the car engine, setting the fuel on fire and a few moments later, blowing the car up with Cream crammed right onto the engine. Her bits and pieces went everywhere as the blast knocked Splendid way back, only being stopped as he slammed into a wooden bench. He started another coughing fit, but this time he didn’t have the strength to roll over. As he coughed up more blood and puss, his throat slowly became clogged with all the nasty shit the rabies has been doing to his innards. He started choking out and just a few moments later, he let out his final gurgled breath, keeling over and dying from suffocation. The end