Waiter! Waiter! More Water Please!

STARRING Flippy Pop n’ Cub Disco Bear

FEATURING Giggles, Mime, Maple, Petunia, Toothy, Lumpy, Cuddles

Flippy walked into the restaurant with a nice calm grin and took a seat on one of the waiting chairs while he waited for the others to arrive. Mime looked over from a few paces away and waved at Flippy as he walked in, but when he took a seat, mine returned to his friendly smile. A few moments later, as Flippy was reading the newspaper, Pop, Cub, and Disco bear all walked in. Everyone was dressed decently and Disco Bear had his hair down in a more formal way. They walked up to Mime and Flippy chimed in first. “Table for four please.” He says in a nice friendly tone. Mime lights up with a big smile and nods his head. He then steps back and leans down, motioning his hand to open a door. He fumbles around in the air for a bit and pulls 3 menus out, along with a kids menu and some crayons. He closes the door and stands up tall, motioning them to follow him as he walks along in a goofy way.

He sits them down in a booth right beside a window and sets their menus out, motioning them to have a seat. Once they were all seated, with Pop and Cub on one side and Flippy and Disco Bear on the other side, Mime stood up tall. He points towards the entrance to the kitchen and then makes a stick figure with his hands. He walks it along his arm for a second, then points down at the table. Finally he looks at his hand like there was a watch and gives a thumbs up and nods, with that he walks back to his post.

All of them get to work at inspecting the menu, though they were mostly focused on eachother. “Glad you could bring the kid, Pop! Been a while since I’ve seen him.” Flaky said as he chuckled a bit, he already made up his mind and put his menu down. Disco Bear and Pop both put down their menus and leaned in to commence with some conversation. “He’s been a little rowdy lately so it’s been difficult to justify bringing him out, but on a special occasion like this, it’s worth it!” They’d chat for a bit, but 2 or 3 minutes later, Giggles would walk up to them with a notepad in her hand. “Hello! I’m Giggles, I’ll be your server for tonight? Can I get you started on some drinks?” Flippy responds first. “I’ll have a coffee please!” Disco Bear looks at the menu for a second again and then follows it up. “I’ll have a Screwdriver please.” Pop chuckles a bit, but then follows up with his order. “I’ll also take a coffee please, and just root beer for the kid.” Giggles jots it all down and smiles. “Great! I’ll be right back!” Giggles turns away and walks back to the bar. Disco Bear watches her go and gets a bit of an idea. “Excuse me, gentlemen, I have to go to the bathroom.” Flippy and Pop watched as Disco Bear walked right past the bathroom and followed Giggles to the bar. Giggles punches in her order and turns to rest for a moment, but her moment of rest was instantly disturbed as she saw Disco Bear leaning against the counter, shooting her a smirk. Giggles leans back against the counter a bit and has a very nervous smile. “Uhm… Can I help you? Sir?” She shrinks down a bit. Maple didn’t notice it at first as he got Giggle’s drink order ready and put it on the counter for her to take. Disco Bear tries to put on an attractive face. “I think you could, mind writing down your phone number for me?” Giggles just looks around for a moment before noticing that her drink order was ready. Without responding to Disco Bear, Giggles just quickly fills her tray with their drinks and hurries off to the table to drop them off.

Pop and Flippy were catching up and both were pretty focused on the conversation. So much so that neither of them noticed as Cub slipped out from the table and started running around the restaurant. As Giggles walked up to the table, Cub ran into her leg and knocked her off balance, causing her to drop her tray and fall over. All of the glasses shattered on the ground and went everywhere. She fell onto all the blazing hot coffee and sharp glass shards, quickly turning the puddle of liquids on the ground bright red as she crawled away, screaming in anguish. Cub dipped his hand in the puddle of root beer and licked it off, giggling as he enjoyed the taste of it. He got on his hands and knees in the glass and rootbeer and licked the carpet before the pain of stabbing all over him and in his mouth got to him. He started spitting up blood as he started adding to the pile of liquid. Pop quickly got out of his chair and ran to Cub’s side, pulling him away from the pile of carnage. Pop cried out as he watched Cub quickly bleed out from the tons of glass all over him. He just sat there on his knees holding his dying son… Crying out for help… Flippy hears the sound of tons of soldiers crying out from gun wounds and landmines… The whizzing of planes overhead…

He starts growling and growling as his eyes widen and grow a bit yellow. He grits his teeth as he looks around and gets an angry look on his face. He gets off of his seat and walks over to Pop. Pop looks at him and starts backing away, but Fliqpy Grabs his head and pushes his face into the floor. Fliqpy puts his foot on the back of Pop’s head and starts grinding his face on the floor over all the glass shards. Pop screamed out in horror as hundreds of glass shards cut into his face. Fliqpy didn’t stop grinding more and more glass into Pop’s face until he saw some chunks of flesh start falling out, finally just dropping his corpse next to Cub’s. He looked at Giggles as he walked towards the bar, but her injured state caused him to move on without seeing her as a threat.

Fliqpy walks up to the bar as Maple and Disco Bear were watching in horror. Disco Bear turns to run away but Fliqpy quickly darts after him and grabs his hair, once he had a grip he pulls disco bear back towards a table and grabs the back of his head. “NO NO WAIT DON’T-.” Disco Bear was quickly silenced as Fliqpy slammed his face into a coat hanger on the side of a table. Fliqpy quickly pulled him off, but then just slammed his face into it again and again and again. By the time he was done brutalizing Disco Bear’s face it was unrecognizable. Just bloody pits covering what used to be a face. Fliqpy turns to the bar, he knew Maple was there somewhere. He walks up to the bar and climbs over, quickly discovering Maple hiding under the counter. Fliqpy grins down at Maple and grabs the blender. Maple puts his hands up to defend himself but Fliqpy dismantles that instantly by smashing the blender over Maple’s arms, covering them in glass. With his guard lowered, Fliqpy pushes the blender against Maples face and turns it on, and just holds it firmly against Maples head as the blades start eviscerating Maples face, chunks of flesh flew off in every direction. Fliqpy didn’t stop until the blades lodged themselves in Maple’s exposed skull, shutting off by force.

Fliqpy admires his work for a second before looking around for the next target. Quickly he remembered Mime and walked up to the front of the restaurant. He found Mime hunched against some invisible wall. He went to grab at Mime but his hand banged against an invisible desk. Fliqpy was a little confused but just put a hand on it and followed it around until he found the way to Mime. Mime was shivering in their curled position as Fliqpy felt around for the same door that Mime pulled menus out of earlier. Once he found it he opened it up and grabbed Mime’s head. He shoved Mimes head into the drawer. Once he lodged Mime’s head into it he started slamming the door against Mime’s head over and over until it bashed Mime’s head off and decapitated them. Fliqpy fully closed the door, leaving Mime as a headless body on the floor. Fliqpy starts going back to his table, but then he hears some sounds of cooking coming from the kitchen.

Fliqpy quickly walks over to the kitchen and finds the three cooks all just dilly dallying. Toothy gives Fliqpy a confused look. “Sir this isn’t the bathroom…” Fliqpy stares toothy down and suddenly charges at him. He gets on the cooks side of the kitchen and pushes Toothy against the grill and quickly lifts him up onto the grill. He jams Toothys buck teeth into the grill to make him stuck being cooked alive as he grabs some oil and pours it all over Toothy, making a big fire spark up to really cook Toothy alive.

Next was Lumpy, who had armed themselves with a large chef knife. Fliqpy looked around and grabbed a bottle of hot sauce, spraying it all over Lumpy’s face, which burned his eyes and disarmed him. Fliqpy bent his torso over a cutting board and started stabbing every knife he could find into Lumpy’s back, stabbing knife after knife after knife until the amount of cuts made Lumpy’s lower torso disconnect from his chest. Finally it was Petunia’s turn. Fliqpy walks up to the cowering skunk and picks her up by the legs. She would start screaming and squirming for mercy but Fliqpy had other plans. He lifts her over the deep fryer and dunks her head into it, holding her down for a good 10 seconds. He lifts her scolded and boiled face for a second. But only a second before dunking her head back in for another 10 seconds, blood started filling the deep fryer as her face boiled away. Fliqpy lifted her face which was now falling apart one more time before dunking her head back into the deep fryer and using a dish to hold her head under the water. He watched as the struggle slowly faded as she succumbed to her injuries and died in the deep fryer.

The new silence was broken by the quiet sound of cuddles whistling to himself from the dish pit nearby. Fliqpy walked over to Cuddles as he was doing the dishes. Cuddles opened the dishwasher and pulled out the dishes, but as he reached to put the next tray of dishes in he felt Fliqpy grab him and shove him inside of the dishwasher. Fliqpy firmly holds it shut as Cuddles starts screaming out in anguish. “LET ME OUT! IT BURNS! PLEASE!” But Fliqpy just held it shut as he waited and waited. Eventually the dishwasher finished, Fliqpy opened it up to find Cuddles with a good bit of fur missing as all of his skin looked red and burnt from chemicals. His eyes looked horrible and he was barely alive. Cuddles reaches for the way out but Fliqpy slams the dishwasher shut again, completely tearing off Cuddles’ hand. Fliqpy watched as a pool of blood started going through the filter, after a bit it was guaranteed that Cuddles had died in the dishwasher.

Fliqpy walked back into the restaurant from the kitchen and found a cup of coffee. Suddenly his eyes went back to normal as Flippy picked up a nice hot cup of coffee and took a long sip. He put a few coins down as a tip and walked out of the restaurant with his coffee in hand. The end.