STARRING Flaky Petunia
FEATURING Giggles, Maple, Lumpy
Petunia parked on the side of the street and got out of her car. She got on the sidewalk and looked around. She was currently in the middle of a bit of a hotspot in the town, quite a few popular buildings were around and there was quite a bit of activity around. Eventually she spotted Flaky sitting on a bench and walked over while waving at her.
“Hey Flaky! Thanks for making it! I had something I needed to do before you came over and I’m so glad you could join me!” Petunia stood a little distance away from Flaky but kept on a nice smile. Flaky looked up and smiled at Petunia, waving back at her. “Hey Petunia! I don’t often get invited to things… So I’m more than happy to help you!” Flaky gets off of the bench, a few of her flakes getting caught in the wind, which Petunia dodged like an action star.
Petunia motions Flaky to follow her as she walks towards the car wash. “So what are we doing exactly?” Flaky seemed a bit worried as she looked around and saw some people washing their cars. Petunia walked her over to a quiet part of the wash and offers Flaky a pair of goggles. “Put these on!” Petunia said with a pretty friendly smile. Flaky shrinks a bit in worry, but takes the goggles and puts them on, looking around. “Uhh… Okay…? Now what?” After a moment she looked back at Petunia who was now holding a pressure hose. Her mouth went wide as she yelled out. “WHAT ARE YOU-.” Petunia pulled the trigger and started blasting Flaky with a wide and weak nozzle; she at least cared enough to make sure it didn’t kill Flaky.
Flaky’s screaming got cut off as she got a bit of water in her mouth. She coughed a bit as she turned to face away from Petunia who just kept spraying her down. After a while she stopped spraying and walked up to Flaky to inspect her back. She looked around meticulously and after a bit she smiled. “There! No more dandruff!” Flaky was mortified, but then the mention of that snapped her out of the horrors. Flaky shook herself a bit and looked at the ground below her, noticing the lack of new dandruff on the floor. After a bit she had a good smile start growing on her face. As the two were in awe from Petunia’s handiwork, Petunia accidentally pulled the trigger again.
She quickly stopped and chuckled a bit, realizing she should put the hose down. A large container of pressurized air was sitting next to the wall. Petunia’s sudden burst off to the side gave it just enough of a push to fall over. As it hit the ground a bit dent grew on one of the corners, it caused a leak which gave the canister a sudden burst of acceleration. It started flying around in the air at a great speed.
Lumpy was washing off his car and whistling when suddenly the large metal canister smashed into his hose, lodging the nozzle right into his gut. The pressurized water first started splattering blood everywhere, but as Lumpy squirmed around the water started punching a hole through his back, shooting his guts and organs all over his car. After a little bit of him squirming around in agony the canister hits him square in the face, driving his corpse through his car, decapitating him, and finally running out of air to keep accelerating it, leaving Lumpy’s corpse in bits and pieces amongst all the debris of his car.
Petunia walks over to another control panel and presses something, making a fan blowing hot air start going off to start drying Flaky. After a bit Petunia turned it off and grinned. “Dry yet?” Flaky was comforted by the warm air and was fully calmed down from hosing. She kept shaking her spines and looking in delight as no flakes fell from her. “Dry as can be!” She says with a type of happiness she didn’t commonly feel. Petunia walked over and gave Flaky a big hug, which Flaky quickly returned. After a bit of hugging, Petunia broke off and walked Flaky back over to her car. The two of them drove back to Petunia’s house, ready for the sleepover.
Giggles was in Petunia’s kitchen doing some baking. There was a pan of cookies on the oven as it was getting preheated and Giggles was currently pouring a homemade Reeces pieces mix into a glass pan. Once she finished she put the glass pan in the fridge and put the cookie pan in the oven. But before she could clean up after herself, Petunia and Flaky stepped inside. Giggles ran over with a big smile on her face. “Welcome back!” Flaky stepped away with a nervous look on her face, but Petunia grinned. “Hey Giggles! Have you been busy while I was gone?” Giggles hovers in place a little. “I made some peanut butter brownies and some cookies!” Petunia seemed delighted, and even Flaky was quite excited upon hearing that. She put a hand to her mouth as she thought about how scrumptious cookies are.
After a bit, Giggles returned to the kitchen, Flaky took a seat on Petunias couch and Petunia started cleaning basically nothing around the house. But eventually a truck pulled up in the driveway and a pair of boots started loudly walking up to the door. Petunia dropped what she was doing and ran to the door, opening it before Maple got a chance to. His hand that was reaching for the doorknob poked into Petunias side for a second before he quickly pulled back. “Oh! Hey Petunia, sorry if I’m late I got caught up in traffic…” She quickly brushes off the dirt from his hand and just… stands there for a second, looking at him. But then she stepped back a bit. “Oh you’re fine! We don’t mind waiting on you!” Maple takes a step inside but Petunia quickly acts up about it, causing him to give her a confused look. “Boots off please!” Maple looks down. “Oh! Sorry.” He quickly gets down and takes his boots off, and then continues to step inside. Petunia pulls an oversized ziplock bag out and puts Maple’s dirty boots into it, and then puts them with the rest of the shoes.
Maple shares a wave with Flaky and then looks around, taking in the setup for the movie night that was planned. “Wow Petunia, you guys cleaned up this place good!” Petunia walks beside him and brushes something off of the ground. “Not really, I didn’t get time to polish the floor, or vacuum the couch, or clean the windows or-.” Petunia looks over at the kitchen and notices the giant mess Giggles left on the counter. For a moment she freezes up as her breathing starts becoming erratic. Giggle’s usual smile fades as she realizes what’s going on. “Hold on! I’ll get it!” Giggles runs over to the kitchen but trips on a plugged in appliance low to the ground. She snacks her face into the corner of the counter which makes a small gash in her face as she rocks the whole counter and falls to the floor with a loud yelp.
Everyone looks over with worried looks and Flaky is the first one to get up and run over. And too fast at that. Flaky trips over the same cord as flaky and falls towards the wall, knocking over a fish tank right onto the outlet. She slowly gets on her feet and backs away from the cord. But as she does, one of her quills catches a towel hanging from the handle to open the oven. It pushes her off balance again as she falls back onto the baking hot oven. The back of her head and her shoulder start getting absolutely melted before flaky can pull herself off of the oven, tearing a chunk of flesh off in the process. Finally she backs away from the oven and trips over Giggles and falls back into the puddle of glass shards and electrocuted water, she died almost instantly from electrocution.
Flaky’s commotion caused a knife to fall from the counter and stab into Giggle’s gut. Maple and Petunia quickly run over in horror. Petunia looks around at all of the messes and all of the horror and freezes up, the panic causing her to start hyperventilating. But Maple springs into action. He looks between Flaky and Giggles and determines that Flaky is dead and Giggles can be saved. So he carefully pulls the knife out and lifts Giggles up in one hand while grabbing Petunia’s hand with the other one. “C’mon! Get a hold of yourself! We have to get her to the hospital!” He runs out while dragging Petunia along and drags them to his car. He opens the back seat and puts a towel down to try (and inevitably fail) to keep her blood from staining his whole truck and then sits her down in a nice comfortable position on the chair. “Don’t worry Giggles, it’ll be alright… just stay calm…” Giggles at this point was silent from weakness, she just nodded a bit and leaned back, trying her best to stay conscious. With Giggles sorted he walks Petunia over to his passenger side and opens the door for her. “Quick! Get in!” Petunia was still freaking out and suddenly got a front row seat to possibly the dirtiest interior she had ever seen in her life. Her breathing picked up in speed as she looked in horror at all the dirt and dust coating the front seat and dashboard, and there were a few pieces of garbage in the foot rest.
She was horrified at the thought of getting in this truck, so it’s a good thing that Maple picked her up from under the armpits and sat her down in the passenger seat like a child. Her hyperventilating only got worse and worse as she could feel the dust gathering on her fur. Maple got in the driver’s seat and quickly turned the truck on, the fans inside blowing some dust around which only made Petunia more and more horrified. Maple started flooring it in order to get Giggles to the hospital as fast as possible, meaning that any bumps in the road would add to Giggles pain and make more and more dust float around in the air. As they drove, Petunia opened the window to try and help her ever growing lack of oxygen, but it wouldn’t do much. Petunia started to shake around as she started growing crazy, she unbuckled her seat belt and leaned out of the window, standing up inside of the fast moving car. Maple looked over and grabbed her leg. “PETUNIA! SIT DOWN!” He tried to sit her down, but then he looked back at the road and saw a red light. He slammed on the breaks which made Petunia harshly smack into the door, an audible crack wrang out as it fucked up her arm and made it bend the wrong way. The sudden stop also made Giggles’ now lifeless corpse fly forward and smash into Maple’s dashboard. Her bloody body landed in Petunias lap and instantly got her all bloody. She jumped and screamed which made Maple suddenly panic and accidentally go full throttle on the acceleration, the speed up made Petunia’s head go out of the window again. As they moved forward a car suddenly slammed into the side of Maples truck and sent it skidding across a large section of road. The car jumped as it was hit, making Petunia’s whole body hinge over the open window. The car cut through Most of Petunia’s neck, partially decapitating her.
They slid along until Maples’ truck smashed into a building, the final bit of motion causing Petunia’s head to fully fall off.
Maple came to in his bloody truck with two corpses in his passenger seat, there was glass all through his arms and face. He took off his seatbelt and opened the door, intending on climbing out. His top successfully fell out of the car, but he looked back in horror as he noticed a large metal rod had stabbed right through his leg, and when he fell the rod took his leg with it. He crawled out of the car in a pool of blood and just tried to make it to the sidewalk. As he made it he rested against the sidewalk and looked up. There was a large billboard on the building he just crashed to, and the impact of the car loosened it until it was ready to fall. His eyes widen, and then without much more delay he was crushed by a giant metal beam.
The end